Homestuck Awesomeness
Truth
Women of Tumblrfort: OMG! You're so cute! Where did you buy that? All the love!
Men of Tumblfort: You make my dick so hard the next person to pull it out will be crowned the King of England.

landofcryptsandhelium:

here comes hurricane jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugemosugematsuunraimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisuremotokoroyaburakoujinoburakoujipaipopaipopaiponoshuringashuringanogurindaigurindaigurindainoponpokupiponpokunanochoukyuumeinochousuke

miramoondarling:

girls are just really great okay they’re nice and soft and cuddleable and dsklfi girls are perfect alright

calipornographic:

homestucks don’t go on dates they go on updates

freelanceslugger:

rojoka-red-engie:

2-brits-and-a-ditz:

ribbonofyellow:

legacy-of-frostbite:

derpitstea:

sassypotassium:

the—police:

shay-shine:

Teal Blood 
Fork Kind
Fat Cat Lusus

Purple blood (eridan’s hue)
pillowkind
guinea pig lusus
aw yea

Lime blood
Tablet kind
Cat lusus

Candy Red
Phone Kind
Dog Lusus
lol phone kind wat

Purple Blood
Fork Kind
Cat Lusus
Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Blood: Golden Yellow (Mirror)
Wooden Board-Kind
Dog Lusus ((ICABOOOOOOOOD))

(( Slide out desk- steel grey
Hiking stick that can be used as a bo staff- staffkind
My obnoxious orange blob of doom cat. Cat Lusus.
I think I’m okay.))

((Beige(?)
Tablet kind
dwarf lop (teeny bunny)
Well))

[… purple
my tablet
my retarded cat 2D.
…]

Gold blood
Forkkind
Catmom

freelanceslugger:

rojoka-red-engie:

2-brits-and-a-ditz:

ribbonofyellow:

legacy-of-frostbite:

derpitstea:

sassypotassium:

the—police:

shay-shine:

Teal Blood 

Fork Kind

Fat Cat Lusus

Purple blood (eridan’s hue)

pillowkind

guinea pig lusus

aw yea

Lime blood

Tablet kind

Cat lusus

Candy Red

Phone Kind

Dog Lusus

lol phone kind wat

Purple Blood

Fork Kind

Cat Lusus

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

  • Blood: Golden Yellow (Mirror)
  • Wooden Board-Kind
  • Dog Lusus ((ICABOOOOOOOOD))

(( Slide out desk- steel grey

Hiking stick that can be used as a bo staff- staffkind

My obnoxious orange blob of doom cat. Cat Lusus.

I think I’m okay.))

((Beige(?)

Tablet kind

dwarf lop (teeny bunny)

Well))

[… purple

my tablet

my retarded cat 2D.

…]

Gold blood

Forkkind

Catmom

archimedic:

butterspy:

merde i’m late to visit your mother!!!!!!

krasiva-roza:

i don’t even think people in the medieval times said ‘peasants’ as much as people on tumblr do


‘And take your big head with you!’
‘Haha! Tell him!’
‘Dipper!’
‘Sorry.’

‘And take your big head with you!’

‘Haha! Tell him!’

‘Dipper!’

‘Sorry.’

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cumanana:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

jesus

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

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